So today I would like to share something a little different from most days, real estate humor. This can be useful for those who are real state agents, real estate brokers or anyone involved with real estate. When the time comes to break the ice with a new client or maybe get the ball rolling in an email it’s always good to know some jokes.
If you’re the kind of person who likes to tell jokes then this will be great for you too. Who doesn’t like to laugh? With that in mind, here is some great real estate humor that you can pass along…
Real Estate Jokes
An older man is sitting in a bar when a young beautiful woman comes up to him and whispers in his ear, “I’ll do anything you want for 50 bucks.” Without hesitation he puts his drink down on the bar and begins frantically searching through his pockets. He pulls out a crumbled up ten, two five’s, a twenty and ten ones. He slams the wadd of money into the woman’s hand and says, “Here…paint my house.”
A Realtor had just closed his first deal, only to find out that the piece of land he had sold to his client was completely under water. “That customer’s going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I give him his money back?” “Money back?” roared the boss. “What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat
A young broker just opened his own real estate office. He leased a beautiful office and had it filled with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the front lobby of the office. because he wants to look like he’s someone important, he picks up the phone and
starts to pretend he has a big deal happening.
He throws out huge numbers and makes giant commitments. Finally hangs up and asks the visitor, “Can I help you?”
The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to hook up your phone lines.”
A doctor, a lawyer and a real estate agent were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.”
The doctor says: “It’s better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.”
The real estate agent says: “You’re both wrong. It’s best to have both so that when the wife thinks you’re with the mistress and the mistress thinks you’re with your wife — you free up more time to list, negotiate and sell!
An agent who was being paid on a weekly basis approached the manager and held up his last paycheck.
‘This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on,’ he said.
‘I know,’ the manager said. ‘But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained.’
‘Well, I don’t mind an occasional mistake,’ the agent answered, ‘but when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention.’
HAHAHAHAA!! Well I hope you enjoyed this real estate humor as much as I enjoyed sharing it with you. Remember to bookmark this page so you can come back and revisit these jokes when you need them to get things going at your next meeting or to spice up a conversation with a colleague.
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